Large language models achieve near-ceiling performance on code generation benchmarks, yet most of the programming languages used by popular benchmarks such as SWE-bench and HumanEval (e.g. Python, JavaScript) are squarely in-distribution. They appear at scale in pre-training corpora and are heavily reinforced during post-training. To study LLM performance on unfamiliar programming languages, we introduce EsoLang-Bench, a benchmark using five esoteric programming languages (Brainfuck, Befunge-98, Whitespace, Unlambda, and Shakespeare). All five of our chosen esoteric languages are Turing-complete, so the same algorithmic problems that are solvable in Python or JavaScript are in principle solvable in each of them. Yet, they are unfamiliar to LLMs which makes them a good proxy for evaluating out-of-distribution performance. The unfamiliarity of esoteric languages comprises of: (i) the hard-by-design primitives comprising the language; (ii) substantially less representation in pre-training corpora (340x to over 60,000x fewer public GitHub repositories than Python); (iii) negligible deployment value, which makes targeted inclusion in post-training data economically irrational. We evaluate five frontier models across five prompting strategies and find a dramatic capability gap. The same 80 problems expressed in Python or JavaScript reach 100% accuracy on top frontier models, while the equivalent esoteric versions score only 0-11%. Few-shot learning and self-reflection also fail to close this gap. EsoLang-Bench therefore provides a contamination-resistant testbed for measuring how well frontier models generalise algorithmic problem-solving to programming languages outside their training distribution.