We describe the Bandicoot GPU linear algebra toolkit for C++, which prioritises ease of use without compromising efficiency. Bandicoot's API aims for compatibility with the popular Armadillo CPU linear algebra library, enabling easy transition for existing CPU-based codebases. Unlike other GPU-focused toolkits, Bandicoot uses template metaprogramming to generate fused GPU kernels directly at compile-time, yielding efficient kernels that can saturate memory bandwidth. This removes the need for run-time overhead or JIT infrastructure. Empirical results show that Bandicoot outperforms (sometimes by considerable margins) commonly-used linear algebra toolkits including PyTorch, TensorFlow, and JAX.